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Post by ASCENT on Oct 24, 2017 14:40:41 GMT -5
K-Remix vs Viola Wolff
Singles Match
Prompt — Pushed to the limit.
RP Deadline is Friday, November 3rd at 11:59 PM EST.
Segment Deadline is Saturday, November 4th at 11:59 PM EST. |
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K-Remix
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Post by K-Remix on Nov 3, 2017 22:27:12 GMT -5
The scene opens as we see Deigo Velez sitting in the food court area of The Maine Mall in South Portland, Maine. He's in the middle of digging into a Philly steak and cheese when K-Remix sits down with the same thing on his tray.
K-Remix: So you said you wanted to grab some lunch and talk about something.
Diego with a mouth full of food.
Diego: YESH!
K-Remix: Yesh?
Diego swallows.
Diego: Yeah, I had something I wanted to talk to you about.
K-Remix: Is it about cheating in my matches again?
Diego: NEVER! I don't advocate cheating. For it to be considered cheating would mean that you got caught. I advocate taking advantage of situations by using methods outside of the rules. But no, this isn't about that. However it is about your style.
K-Remix: What's wrong with my style? There's very few people who I can't tie in knots and even fewer who I can't beat in the air.
Diego: Oh no, there's nothing wrong with what you have now. You're very good at what you do. But, don't you think you're missing something?
K-Remix seems puzzled.
K-Remix: Like what?
Diego: Well as you know, your father started out as a boxer. Plus he lived a rough life on the streets. So, in the beginning he was a brawler that hit like a mack truck. That was odd for a cruiserweight, it made him different. Then as he got more technical and aerial training those three aspects came together and it was absolutely beautiful. He could go toe to toe with anybody because he had so many weapons in his arsenal. Towards the end of his career he started to lose some of his speed so he wasn't big on going aerial anymore. The guy put on about thirty pounds of muscle and became this technical, powerhouse, brawler. Again, it was beautiful. It was adding more to his arsenal that made him better and prolonged his career.
K-Remix: So, you want me to add something else to my arsenal?
Diego: Yes. I don't think you need to go the power route because you're already at a good size. Not to big and not too small, you're versatile. So I think the best way to help you out in the long run is to work on your striking.
K-Remix: You know, this is actually a pretty good idea. I'm highly impressed.
Diego: You say that like I'm not an amazing manager or something.
Diego: Fuck you puto. How many matches have you lost since I've been in the picture?
K-Remix: One.
Diego: I rest my case. Now since you've already got me here and I'm always around. I figured the easiest route would be for me to train you in Kajukenbo while we're out on the road.
K-Remix: Whoa… Whoa….. Whoa…. Isn't that, that dirty fighting shit you do. So… CHEATING!
Diego: No, Kajukenbo is that shit that I do that will prepare you for any situation. Ka for Karate. Ju for Judo and Jujutsu. Ken for Kenpo. Bo for Boxing. It's a hybrid martial art obviously. It'll teach you strikes, throws, take-downs, joint locks, weapon disarmament, fighting multiple opponents, and as you put it “dirty shit”. It's also a style that will lend itself well to you Mr. Remix. Because it's not one of those robotic styles where I teach you and it's my way or the highway. No, I teach you the principles. I teach you how everything works. Then it's up to you to adapt it in a way that works best for you. So if I show you something and you can do it in a better way than I show you. DO IT THAT WAY! Why the fuck would I make you keep doing it in a way that's less effective?
K-Remix: Alright, I'm sold. But on one condition.
Diego: What?
K-Remix: No cheap shit.
Diego: I'm teaching you everything. You don't have to use it if you don't want to.
K-Remix: Deal.
Fade to black.
Another week and another opponent that you can apply what I've said in my previous promos to. ASCENT started out so promising but now? I think we can all see how weak this federation's pulse has become. The higher ups are great and for the most part they've got their shit together. We'll call them the brain of ASCENT. Then you've got the heart of ASCENT. The wrestlers that pump away in order to keep this place alive. We've got some serious heart problems here my friends. So much so that I can honestly say that this is the first time I've ever had to pep talk myself into cutting a promo. Everywhere else I've competed, it's hard to keep me from cutting promos. I'm ready to go, this shit is usually fun to me. Verbally beating the hell out of somebody before physically beating the hell out of somebody? What could possibly be more fun than that? Perhaps also instituting a video game duel prior to the match? So I could then inflict a verbal, virtual, and physical smackdown on people? Somebody look into making that happen please!
However let's get back on topic here. This promo, this promo that I'm cutting right now? This promo is the first one that has felt like an absolute chore. Why? Because the amount of people in ASCENT who actually cut promos can be counted on one hand. And ya might not even need all five fingers. HEART PROBLEMS! So much so that saying this federation is on he brink of flat-lining isn't an understatement by any stretch of the imagination. As I look at what's left of this roster I can legitimately see booking cards where two matches are competitive. The rest? Just bodies out there going through the motions. Wrestling in matches that neither wrestler bothered to promote. That is what ASCENT has become and if it isn't remedied quickly, it's all going to be over very quickly.
I suppose now I should switch from talking about a federation on the brink of death to my opponent huh? Let me preface this by saying that once we get inside the ring I'm going to treat Viola Wolff exactly like all of my other opponents. I'm preparing for her like she's going to be bringing her best. The reality though? She probably isn't. Just like I'll probably be left once again promoting a match all by myself. Well at least my back will be strong since I've been carrying motherfuckers promotion wise for weeks. As for why you should come see this match? SOME PEOPLE LOVE TRAIN WRECKS!
It's true, that's why they rubberneck when they see accidents on the highway. That's why Faces of Death was a thing. Which is sick by the way, you fucking weirdos. However if you're one of the degenerates who enjoys things like that then you're going to love my match with Viola Wolff. A one sided beatdown. A slaughter. Total Annihilation. Call it whatever you want to call it. I'm just going to call it what it is. A guy who is going to bring it vs a woman who's just going through the motions. So basically my last couple matches. Hashtag WTF. |
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